- There are 4 sizes - A, B, C, D and some other caprices.
- In reality there are 3 sizes, A, B, C
- Actually there is the one size B. (See Course - "B - the Only Right Size")
- If the client doesn't know which size she wears, she needs 75 or 80B. (See Course "Roentgen Eye, or how to judge size through any clothing").
- The clients are always more stupid than us. (See Course "How to educate clients about the Only Right Size")
- Manufacturers' must be consequentially ignored, since caprices appear there.
- A manufacturer writing that there is no difference between 75 and 70D and 70E does not know what they are writing.
- 10 cm difference in the underbust measurement = 0 cm difference.
- A big bust is C.
- Whales may have a D. In reality it is C, and actually B, just with a bigger band.
- Sizes above D are caprices, and clients persisting in saying that they have such a size are cripples and mutants.
- Cripples should be eradicated, or at least oppressed, with the aim of bringing them back into the arms of the society of Normal Women.
- In reformed instances the bra band may be extended by an arbitrary number of centimetres.
- The less sizes there are, the more elite the store. We don't order sacks, we don't support mutants.
- Women should be habituated to sew (See suggested course "You can just narrow it"), because giving attention to caprices leads to debauchement, hysterics and hallucinations.
- Swimsuits are exclusively for normal women, whales and mutants should not be allowed on the beach.
- Big breasts are by nature possesed only by nursing women.
- A client that is debauched, hysterical and hallucinating should be got rid of as soon as possible, if the "B" cure is not applicable.
- A hump is in accordance with nature.
